20 5 / 2013
i wish pizza fell from the sky with a little parachute and landed in my hands whenever i wanted a pizza
(via laughcentre)
20 5 / 2013
I just realized that all of my shows has season finales last week. What am I supposed to watch tonight?!
You can watch me get drunk?
Not unless I’m drinking too
it’s about all we have until september
20 5 / 2013
20 5 / 2013
my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing
(Source: dog360, via iwillmindfuckyou)
20 5 / 2013
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
(via rainbowsandfood)
20 5 / 2013
