18 8 / 2014

15 8 / 2014

15 8 / 2014

playmate:

the travel is better than the arrival

(Source: playmate, via hotboyproblems)

15 8 / 2014

missmella:

You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.

(via crystallized-teardrops)

14 8 / 2014

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via thejoyofpizza)

11 8 / 2014

i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

(Source: slutwhat, via hotboyproblems)

11 8 / 2014

monosexuals:

What he says: how do u know when lesbian sex is over???

What he means: I’ve never given a woman an orgasm ever in my life

(via 259510)

11 8 / 2014

11 8 / 2014

11 8 / 2014

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)