16 4 / 2014

mysharona1987:

Wow! That’s like, 6 new episodes to look forward to.

(via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)

16 4 / 2014

gorrestfump:

if u cant handle me at my worst then i completely understand bc i cant either

(via averaqejoe)

16 4 / 2014

virtuouslyvindicated:

goldenxpvssy:

yosoydiamond:

frenchiefuckingill:


Example

Fox News: A man was stabbed nearly to death in a park 6:30 Sunday morning.  

My Mom: I bet a white man did it. Black people don’t even get up that early. We don’t even kill on Sundays. That’s the lord’s day. 

DEAD

😂😂😂

Omagahd

LMAOOOO. She’s not a racist. She’s a REAList.

16 4 / 2014

i-had-him-on-the-ropes:

You haven’t truly achieved success until you can have this on your desk.

i-had-him-on-the-ropes:

You haven’t truly achieved success until you can have this on your desk.

(via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)

16 4 / 2014

16 4 / 2014

trillow:

i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end

(via oknope)

16 4 / 2014

praises:

reallypickyfloristry:

floral beards

My two favorite things!

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

16 4 / 2014

tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.


yikes

tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.

yikes

(via 314eater)

16 4 / 2014

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

16 4 / 2014

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

(Source: sorry, via oknope)